OCTO-NO Thank you!

House Special: Spicey Octopus
Bitten, Chewed and Spit Out!
What a brave eater son2 is!!

More son2 humor

Son2 comes down the stairs at 925pm...past bedtime I might add...and says
"mom I am sorry to say I have 2 brains a Right Brain and a Left Brain"
"um okay" as obviously this is a ploy to stay up late...
"I am sad to say that my left brain has nothing right in it and my right brain has nothing left in it" Ah Son2--and earlier in the evening as he is coughing he tells me I have been using too much soap and now my body can't fight off all the bad stuff and that is why I am coughing.....I have often thought about getting son2's IQ tested because maybe he really is smarter than the rest of us....maybe....

Son2 Humor

This morning son2 brought down a pile of clothes and said "These either don't fit me or I am not going to wear them." I started going through the clothes folding them seeing what would fit son3 and the daughter when I came across this soccer T-shirt, here is the conversation that followed.
"Son2 this still fits you"
"yes, but I don't like it, it has a soccer ball on it"
"so"
"so I don't play soccer and your shirt defines who you are"
Jim happened to be standing nearby and he says "so, son2 you are saying I am a fat yellow guy in a santa suit stacking beer cans?"
Son2 looks at dad's shirt and ponders that for a quick second and he says "yes"....
..and so goes my day!!